Saturday, September 3, 2011

Quotes from the Barclays Premier League, Ongoing Corruption Saga and more!

 “Referee Howard Webb has awarded 5 penalties in the 10 games he has officiated at 
Old Trafford. Out of the 10 penalties awarded in the BPL so far, 7 have been missed!
Combining these two stats, I think a penalty will be awarded today and there is a high likelihood that it would be missed!”
Football pundit PJ Roberts makes a bold prediction before the Manchester United vs Arsenal match.
Guess what, he was right. Hats off to the prognostic PJ.








“I am a wonderful actor, but I have to improve my vocabulary.”
Actor Om Puri is modest as ever after making derogatory remarks against MPs.  

“I was not drunk, but I don’t blame the media for their interpretation of my speech.”
Om Puri also inadvertently brings some comic relief in the fight against corruption.

“If you pay a bureaucrat to get work done, it is called bribery. When you pay it after the work gets done, it is called reward!”
A ‘rewarding‘ citizen puts things in perspective after folks from the telephone exchange restore her internet connection.  


“There must be a Wall Street in Bangalore!”
Commentator Harsha Bhogle exults as ‘The Wall’ scores yet another test century.
The voice of Indian cricket might have been criticized for his commentary recently. But it does not deter him from being a regular on this blog. 





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